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Sweet Torture

kaimax:

Max repeated the movement, it was innocently action though, it was just Kai’s mind was in the gutter and well, Max wasn’t helping his trousers get any looser.

He did it once again.

His blood was starting to travel south; he licked his now dry lips.

Again

…If he doesn’t stop in a second…

And again

Fuck.

And again!

God he was such a tease and he didn’t even know it! Could he not see what that simple, innocent action was doing to his body?

 Also, where was Tyson to do something stupid and Tyson-like to distract him and drag away his attention from this!!

At any other moment in history Tyson would be next to him to annoy the hell out of him or do something stupid  but no when Kai actually needed him to be a moron and for once in his life he was being quiet and out of the way…

Where was Tyson you might ask?!

STUDYING

Since when did Tyson study?

Oh wait; of course, it would be the only time Kai would actually need him…

Typical.

Max did it again, though this time it seemed like time had slowed right down for Kai, who couldn’t seem peel his eyes away, watching as his tongue made its way quickly and skilfully round the sweet before taking it fully into her mouth.

Well damn…

Kai shifted uncomfortably from his spot sat under the tree.  

He needed to get away.

Anything, anything would do to distract him! Hell he would even take up shopping with Hillary, if it meant a distraction

Max full on licked it, this time…

He needed to get out of here, now!

Before he lost the last bit of his drastically slipping control and take Max, right there and then!

Which would not be the best idea in a public park!

He did it again!

For Kami’s sake! Would someone please to take that damned lollypop of his boyfriend?! 

alright then all the main boys including daichi plus hilary going for desert safari ft. any character that kai doesnt like

portgasdickace:

>any character kai doesn’t like

>desert

it’s like you were just asking me for the worst idea possible.

ALRIGHT, SO: HITOSHI AND TAKAO’S DAD INVITE THE KIDS TO SEE AN ARCHAEOLOGICAL FIND OF THEIRS. because it has to do with holy beasts because this series is ridiculous. anyway everyone is off to an adventure in the desert! kai came because he is so into holy beasts, you guys. so into them. boner jokes. i even wrote “he came” just for boner jokes. A N Y W A Y

the thing is to reach the site, which is for some reason in some fucking tomb in egypt or some bullshit like that, they have to cross A DESERT on CAMELS, led by dickbag extraordinaire himself: hitoshi. 

this can only end in tears. 

so they set off, all in various levels of ridiculous looking (least: hiromi, most: kai,  special mention for somehow wearing a racist stereotype outfit on top of his ninja costume for no apparent reason: hitoshi). the travel time to The Findings (the worst possible name takao could come up with because he actively does not care about his dad or his brother’s jobs, but man does he care about spinning tops, so) is about 3 days. it is long, arduous, and the only person who remotely enjoys camel riding is kai. kai likes camels, for some godforsaken reason. so hey at least the journey is bearable for kai. whenever anything awful happens he can just go pet a camel. woohoo. camels.

as for the others: max tried his best but he really hates the desert. the desert is awful. it is too hot or too cold and camel riding is uncomfortable and hitoshi keeps TALKING about EVERYTHING, which is not helping max’s permanent headache in the desert. max is permanently dehydrated from dealing with this bullshit. he puts up with it like a champ until on the last day he literally loses his temper and tells hitoshi NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION. everyone is too shocked to speak (no one was even listening to his speech tbh at this point it is just white noise) until KAI snickers, at which point hitoshi turns condescending and says SOME PEOPLE are OBVIOUSLY not meant for this trip and if you can’t handle it max maybe you shouldn’t have come—

“maybe,” max says with a smile that promises murder, “you should shut the fuck up before i shove draciel so far down your throat the next thing you’ll discover is how to safely remove a beyblade from your esophagus”

max is not handling the desert well. kai spends the rest of the trip taking care of him as compensation for what he tells max was “the greatest (non-beybattle related) moment of my entire life”. 

takao himself finds the desert fine. it is a bit boring, and long, but he’s on his way to see his dad (yay) AND beyblade related stuff. he can have patience for that. he does end up fighting with daichi a lot and getting into camel races with him because daichi is like five and easily distracted. also he keeps asking are we there yet, which just drives takao INSANE. when max snaps he feels really bad that he didn’t notice max was having a hard time of it and keeps asking max if he needs some more water. 😦 😦 😦 maxie 😦 😦 😦 u ok 😦 😦 😦 

rei has actually traveled through a desert before? he and hiromi are enjoying the sights and even the tl;dr hitoshi is saying. they find it fascinating, and talk to each other about actual egyptian myth stuff vs what holy beasts have to do with it. kenny joins in at some points, but kenny’s main concern is that his laptop cannot survive this trip and camel riding is awful and is he the only one who notices max literally dying over there?? coach. coach are you gonna do something about this. alright no one is listening. okay. did you guys know A MILLION THINGS COULD KILL US IN THIS DESERT X( 

no one cares, kenny. sorry. 

when they finally get there, no one is more relieved than max. he tries to apologize to hitoshi sometime in the actual exploration phase, but kai distracts him because kai refuses to have max recant that moment. max is his partner for the duration of boner holy beast ville. takao is not sure how he feels about this? rei thinks it’s hilarious. buuuuut hey everyone learns a lot and explores ruins and it is all very exciting! of course the downside is that when it’s done they have to do the trek through the desert back again. 

everyone looks nervously between max&hitoshi until the latter says he’s staying and that their dad is the one who will go back with them :|. everyone pretends they aren’t extremely relieved. well, except kai. kai literally goes “thank fuck.”. the trip back goes more smoothly after that.

so anyway tl;dr no one likes hitoshi.

This is the single most glorious thing I’ve ever seen

Hartwin AU’s

eggsyunnwin:

  • Harry is Roxy’s uncle and Eggsy is Roxy’s fake boyfriend
  • Harry is the Headmaster of the school Eggsy is trying to get his sister into
  • Eggsy is a thief who breaks into Harry’s house without realizing Harry is sleeping upstairs
  • Harry is an ER/A&E doctor and Eggsy keeps coming in with injuries from Dean
  • Harry is a professor and Eggsy is his TA
  • Harry thinks they’re on a date and Eggsy thinks it’s a casual job interview
  • Harry uses his lighter grenade and brings a building down on himself. Eggsy is the firefighter that rescues him
  • Harry and Eggsy are dating, but Eggsy doesn’t know about Kingsman
  • Harry is an established superhero and Eggsy is the new guy still fighting muggers in alleys
  • Eggsy likes to seduce and rob older, rich men, but he gets in over his head with Harry

fittingroomthree:

Hogwarts AU time.

Eggsy is obviously a Hufflepuff (seventh year) and he’s damn proud of it. He’s fiercely protective of the first and second years, giving anyone who gives them a hard time a swift verbal beatdown.  He knows his way with a broom and, of course, is a Seeker. He also once illegally enchanted a car to fly and made The Sun headlines. He secretly enjoys Muggle books and likes to read with Roxy, his best friend. He also has a crush on his DADA professor, hanging around after class to act like a cocky shit. His patronus is a pug. 

Harry is the DADA professor, also the Head of the Slytherin house. A smooth and polite gentleman, he is easily respected. Once an Auror, now he is a professor. Unlike other Aurors, he has extensive knowledge of Muggle combat and weapons and carries around a sleek black umbrella wand. He was also voted as “Best-Dressed Professor” by the Hogwarts school journal. He has a soft spot for Eggsy, the Hufflepuff who keeps hanging back after class and flirting with him (he has to constantly remind himself that Eggsy is still a student before he does something unwise). His patronus is a yorkshire terrier.

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