ojiisanholic:

facingthewaves:

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

herotheo:

Stiles goes to bed only to discover there’s a strange animal smell and on the covers what looks like black hairs that have clearly came from what seems to be a dog. Shouting to his dad to see if a dog got into the house, Stiles shakes the hairs off and climbs into bed, while Theo climbs down from the roof with a giant grin on his face. 

Marry me

zahhaked:

steveandbucky:

steveandbucky:

list of possible responses for when you get anon hate:

  • ‘okay’
  • gifs of cute puppies
  • some song lyrics in all caps
  • ¯_(ツ)_/¯
  • a random fact about penguins
  • offer them a snickers bar

i came up with a few more:

  • ‘HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE SON OF ODIN!’
  • copy + paste exactly what they said to you
  • reply in a foreign language
  • a quote from 50 shades of gray
  • 😎

Also

  • Use this gif:
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