Neil, mentally: Neil Josten doesn’t start shit. He’s quiet and unassuming. Neil, actually: Meet me in the pit.
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Kevin chilling in the back, drinking capri sun while andrew renders neil breathless: nice
Neil: Oh hey Uncle Stuart Stuart: Nathaniel what are you doing here Neil: [Uses the gun in his hand to gesture and the literal pile of bodies next to him] I mean…
Andrew: My kink is being in charge and making fun of you.
wymack: trips and falls, hundreds of pictures of the foxes spilling out of his coat what kids? i don’t have kids. they’re all brats
jursed image
Intaarongating
Let Riko be Burger King. I’ll be the Dairy Queen.
Andrew: I don’t trust him Neil: there are 7 billion people on this planet you don’t trust, that means nothing to me
You’re right. Nothing will top Andrew Andrew also tops Nothing
neil: gotta keep my secrets gotta lay low neil: wassup i know 4932 languages fuck you kevin
this is the last neil in the coffin of our family
erik, on the very other side of the fucking globe: well what the actual fuck my guys
Well apparently I’m the only one in this discord who doesnt support quasi-cannibalism
When will Kevin’s innocence return from war
You are strong and stabby, excellent. But are you good for my boy.
If you’re gonna angst, kill someone off or get back in the kiddie pool
“god himself could come down on this earth and tell me he hates lettuce and it would be less surprising than andrew cheating on neil”
Cruella de Riko He needs 101 foxes to make a coat
idk the context of that but im going to be emo just in case
someone: breathes neil: “andrew breathed once. it was awesome”
What if andreil did dope or nope instead of yes or no
Aaron, drunk to Nicky: u know what his name is backwards??? LIEN, CAUSE HES’ ALWAYS LYING,,,,, fcking snake don’t trust him
Kevin: scrimmaged with him a decade ago and earned bff status for it
Sport is great. Get many touch points.
Andrew has fantasies about Willy Wonka as his literal sugar daddy
I mean, I believe heterosexuality is a thing, but like… I’m not going to let my own brother get tricked into going down that road while he’s young and vulnerable… I just don’t think he’s old enough to know he’s straight yet
Kevin crying in the bathroom 3am trying to dye his hair for the first time: I NEED TO BE FRESH AND FLIRTY AND YOUNG
i want a commercial where he is wearing them and his jym wear and goes to the gym (jym) and exercises and looks into the camera and says “this is my jesign”
FBI: We told you not to change your name again Josten. Neil: It’s Minyard-Josten now, bitch. I’m married.
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au where kevin and andrew are detective buddies and neil’s an information broker who works as a waiter/dancer/showboy at this pub/club; this is where andrew first meets neil and hes HEART EYES FOR THIS PRETTY BOY
//looks back at neil.. just..take this out of my hands…..
Shadow In The Light 