Neil: “ah he needs some milk”
Andrew: “smack cam!” “bITCH i hope the fuck you do! you be a dead son of a bitch, i tell you tha-”
Kevin: “fuck your chicken strips! Fuck your chicken strips!!”
Aaron: the one with all the gibberish that ends in “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”
Matt: “and they were roommates!” “oh my god, they were roommates”
bonus Matt (bc i couldn’t pick): “Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.
Nicky: “i’m washing me and my clothes bitch” “she drunk as fuck” “i’m washing me and my clothes”
Renee: “Jesus christ!” “Watch your language” “Jesus!?”
Allison: “this bitch called me ugly, I said bitch where? she said under all the makeup. i said: bitch where?”
Dan: “every time you yell at your kids, put a quarter in your no-yelling sock, and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat-”
Seth: “You know what? I’m gonna say it. I’m gonna say it. I don’t care that you broke your elbow.”
*Bonus*
Riko: “thanks for checking in i’m still a piece of GaRbAgE”
Jean: *gets punched* *in a british accent* “Ah fuck, I cont believe you’ve done this”
Abby: “Adrian Michael, imma beat your ass.”
Wymack: “Dad! It’s the good kush” “This is the dollar store, how good can it be?”
Bee: “What are thooooooooose?” “They. Are. My. CROCS.”
In aid of Asexual Awareness Week, I’ve decided to make a post about autochorissexualityand just what it is.
The term ‘autochoris’ was coined by Anthony Bogaert, and essentially translates to ‘identity-less sexuality’. It is a sub-section of asexuality, which he describes as:
A disconnection between oneself and the object of arousal; may involve sexual fantasies or arousal in response to erotica or pornography, but lacking any desire to be a participant in the activities therein.
Essentially, we like the idea of sex, and/or enjoy reading/writing/watching sexual content, but don’t actually experience attraction or want to have sex with anybody.
You might be autochorissexual if:
You get aroused by sexual content but don’t actually want to engage in any sexual activities yourself.
You masturbate, but are neutral or repulsed by the idea of having sex with another person.
When you fantasize about sex, you envision people other than yourself, and/or you view it in third person, as though you’re watching it on TV, rather than imagining it in first person, through your own eyes.
You predominantly or entirely fantasize about fictional characters or celebrities, rather than people you actually know.
You identify as asexual and feel no sexual attraction to people, but enjoy masturbating, are aroused by sexually explicit content, and/or have sexual fantasies.
This isn’t an exhaustive checklist, and ultimately nobody can give you a label but yourself. But hopefully this post has brought you a little closer to understanding autochorissexuality, whether you are asexual, grey/demi, questioning, confused, or just wanting to raise awareness.
Here are some further resources if you want to learn more:
If you’ve found this post informative, please signal boost to help raise awareness and understanding about all the different aspects and subsections of asexuality!
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