The Lion King (2019)
My hobbies include walking into adult men who assume I’ll move out of their way as we pass.
underrated john mulaney quotes:
- “he never forgets a bitch ever”
- “…and he was almost impressed!”
- “because we’re delta airlines / and life is a fucking nightmare”
- “SCATTER!!!!!!!!”
- “…which is some racist-ass bullshit, but also incredibly well coordinated for a group of thirteen year olds”
- “i’m a little fat girl”
- “the best thing about that was that after that, cars were pulling up and looking over to see who just did that piece of shit move, expecting to see like a 100-year-old blind dog who’s texting while driving and drinking a smoothie, instead they see a 28-year-old healthy man trying his best”
- “and i was the ONE pre-y2k asshole going ‘and also with you!’”
- “Don’t you have to do a shift at school tomorrow?” *drinking like it’s the end of the world* “Ehhhh, I’ll just show a video.” “That’s why teachers show videos?!”
After a long day you come home and flick on the lights. Someone who looks to be a stereotypical vampire is fiddling with your remotes. Before you can speak, they simply say: “Did you know you have a piece of rug that says ‘Come right on in’ in front of your door?”
root:
i love glitches like this
Bethesda Savings and Loan
Things my dentist has actually said to me:
“Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.”
“When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren’t bleeding which means I’m either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly”
“You don’t need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don’t worry your insurance will cover it.”
“Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can’t order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone.”
“Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour…or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too.”
“I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don’t let you do that as a regular doctor.”
Chaotic neutral dentist?
Hi ! Could you draw Allura , please ? (Number 15)
ever see,,, a girl so beautiful,,,,
Dumbledore, died at age 115
Horcruxes made: 0
Voldemort, died at age 71
Horcruxes made: 7
Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.
this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am
240 Words to Describe Someone’s Tone/Voice
- Abrasive – showing little concern for the feelings of others; harsh
- Absurd – wildly unreasonable, illogical, or inappropriate
- Accusatory – suggesting someone has done something wrong, complaining
- Acerbic – sharp and forthright
- Acidic – harsh or critical
- Admiring – approving; think highly of; respectful; praising
- Aggressive – hostile; determined; forceful; argumentative
- Aggrieved – angry and sad because you think you have been unfairly treated
- Airy – giving an impression of being unconcerned or not serious
- Ambivalent – having mixed feelings; uncertain; in a dilemma; undecided
- Amused – pleasantly; entertain or divert in an enjoyable or cheerful manner
- Angry – incensed or enraged; threatening or menacing
- Animated – full of life or excitement; lively; spirited; impassioned; vibrant
- Anxious – typically with a feeling of unease
- Apathetic – showing little interest; lacking concern; indifferent; unemotional
- Apologetic – full of regret; repentant; remorseful; acknowledging failure
- Appreciative – grateful; thankful; showing pleasure; enthusiastic
- Ardent – enthusiastic; passionate
- Arrogant – pompous; disdainful; overbearing; condescending; vain; scoffing
- Assertive – self-confident; strong-willed; authoritative; insistent
- Authoritative – commanding and self-confident
- Awestruck – amazed, filled with wonder/awe; reverential
- Barbed – deliberately hurtful
- Barking – utter a command or question abruptly or aggressively
- Belligerent – hostile; aggressive; combatant
- Benevolent – sympathetic; tolerant; generous; caring; well meaning
- Bitter – angry; acrimonious; antagonistic; spiteful; nasty
- Blasé – unimpressed or indifferent to something because one has experienced or seen it so often before
- Bleak – without hope or encouragement; depressing; dreary
- Bombastic – high-sounding but with little meaning; inflated
- Booming – loud, deep, and resonant
- Bored – to tire or make weary by being dull, repetitious, or uninteresting
- Brash – self-assertive in a rude, noisy, or overbearing way
- Braying – speak or laugh loudly and harshly
- Breathy – producing or causing an audible sound of breathing, often related to physical exertion or strong feelings
- Breezy – appearing relaxed, informal, and cheerily brisk
- Brittle – lacking warmth, sensitivity, or compassion; aloof
- Bubbly – full of cheerful high spirits
- Burbling – speak in an unintelligible or silly way, typically at unnecessary length
- Callous – cruel disregard; unfeeling; uncaring; indifferent; ruthless
- Candid – truthful, straightforward; honest; unreserved
- Caustic – making biting, corrosive comments; critical
- Cautionary – gives warning; raises awareness; reminding
- Celebratory – praising; pay tribute to; glorify; honour
- Chatty – informal; lively; conversational; familiar
- Cheery – happy and optimistic
- Childish – silly and immature
- Chirping – say something in a lively and cheerful way
- Clipped – speech that is fast, that uses short sounds and few words, and that is often unfriendly or rude
- Cloying – disgust or sicken (someone) with an excess of sweetness, richness, or sentiment
- Coarse – rude, crude, or vulgar
- Colloquial – familiar; everyday language; informal; colloquial; casual
- Comic – humorous; witty; entertaining; diverting
- Compassionate – sympathetic; empathetic; warm-hearted; tolerant; kind
- Complex – having many varying characteristics; complicated
- Compliant – agree or obey rules; acquiescent; flexible; submissive
- Concerned – worried; anxious; apprehensive
- Conciliatory – intended to placate or pacify; appeasing
- Condescending – stooping to the level of one’s inferiors; patronising
- Confused – unable to think clearly; bewildered; vague
- Contemptuous – showing contempt; scornful; insolent; mocking
- Crisp – briskly decisive and matter-of-fact, without hesitation or unnecessary detail
- Critical – finding fault; disapproving; scathing; criticizing
- Croaking – a characteristic deep hoarse sound
- Cruel – causing pain and suffering; unkind; spiteful; severe
- Curious – wanting to find out more; inquisitive; questioning
- Curt – rudely brief
- Cynical – scornful of motives/virtues of others; mocking; sneering
- Defensive – defending a position; shielding; guarding; watchful
- Defiant – obstinate; argumentative; defiant; contentious
- Demeaning – disrespectful; undignified
- Depressing – sad, melancholic; discouraging; pessimistic
- Derisive – snide; sarcastic; mocking; dismissive; scornful
- Detached – aloof; objective; unfeeling; distant
- Dignified – serious; respectful; formal; proper
- Diplomatic – tactful; subtle; sensitive; thoughtful
- Disapproving – displeased; critical; condemnatory
- Disheartening – discouraging; demoralising; undermining; depressing
- Disparaging – dismissive; critical; scornful
- Direct – straightforward; honest
- Disappointed – discouraged; unhappy because something has gone wrong
- Discordant – harsh and jarring because of a lack of harmony
- Dispassionate – impartial; indifferent; unsentimental; cold; unsympathetic
- Dispirited – having lost enthusiasm and hope; disheartened
- Distressing – heart-breaking; sad; troubling
- Docile – compliant; submissive; deferential; accommodating
- Drawling – speak in a slow, lazy way with prolonged vowel sounds
- Dulcet – sweet and soothing
- Dull – lacking interest or excitement
- Earnest – showing deep sincerity or feeling; serious
- Egotistical – self-absorbed; selfish; conceited; boastful
- Empathetic – understanding; kind; sensitive
- Encouraging – optimistic; supportive
- Enthusiastic – excited; energetic
- Evasive – ambiguous; cryptic; unclear
- Excited – emotionally aroused; stirred
- Facetious – inappropriate; flippant
- Farcical – ludicrous; absurd; mocking; humorous and highly improbable
- Feathery – extremely light and soft or delicate
- Flippant – superficial; glib; shallow; thoughtless; frivolous
- Forceful – powerful; energetic; confident; assertive
- Formal – respectful; stilted; factual; following accepted styles/rules
- Frank – honest; direct; plain; matter-of-fact
- Fretful – expressing distress or irritation
- Frustrated – annoyed; discouraged
- Gentle – kind; considerate; mild; soft
- Ghoulish – delighting in the revolting or the loathsome
- Glum – dejected; morose
- Goofy – foolish; harmlessly eccentric
- Grating – harsh and unpleasant
- Gravelly – deep and rough-sounding
- Grim – serious; gloomy; depressing; lacking humour;macabre
- Growling – low grating voice, typically in a threatening manner
- Gruff – rough and low in pitch
- Gullible – naive; innocent; ignorant
- Guttural – produced in the throat; harsh-sounding
- Hard – unfeeling; hard-hearted; unyielding
- Harsh – cruel or severe
- Hearty – loudly vigorous and cheerful
- Hoarse – sounding rough and harsh, typically as the result of a sore throat or of shouting
- Honeyed – soothing, soft, and intended to please or flatter
- Humble – deferential; modest
- Humorous – amusing; entertaining; playful
- Husky – sounding low-pitched and slightly hoarse
- Hypercritical – unreasonably critical; hair splitting; nitpicking
- Impartial – unbiased; neutral; objective
- Impassioned – filled with emotion; ardent
- Imploring – pleading; begging
- Impressionable – trusting; child-like
- Inane – silly; foolish; stupid; nonsensical
- Incensed – enraged
- Incredulous – disbelieving; unconvinced; questioning; suspicious
- Indifferent – having no particular interest or sympathy; unconcerned
- Indignant – annoyed; angry; dissatisfied
- Informative – instructive; factual; educational
- Insinuating – suggest or hint in an indirect and unpleasant way
- Inspirational – encouraging; reassuring
- Intense – earnest; passionate; concentrated; deeply felt
- Intimate – familiar; informal; confidential; confessional
- Ironic – the opposite of what is meant
- Irreverent – lacking respect for things that are generally taken seriously
- Jaded – bored; having had too much of the same thing; lack enthusiasm
- Joyful – positive; optimistic; cheerful; elated
- Jubilant – expressing great happiness and triumph
- Judgmental – critical; finding fault; disparaging
- Laudatory – praising; recommending
- Lifeless – lacking vigor, vitality, or excitement
- Light-Hearted – carefree; relaxed; chatty; humorous
- Lively – full of life and energy; active and outgoing
- Loving – affectionate; showing intense, deep concern
- Macabre – gruesome; horrifying; frightening
- Malicious – desiring to harm others or to see others suffer; ill-willed; spiteful
- Matter-of-fact – unemotional and practical
- Mean-Spirited – inconsiderate; unsympathetic
- Mellifluous – sweet or musical; pleasant to hear
- Melodious – pleasant-sounding
- Mocking – scornful; ridiculing; making fun of someone
- Monotonous – lacking in variation in tone or pitch
- Mourning – grieving; lamenting; woeful
- Muffled – not loud because of being obstructed in some way; muted
- Naive – innocent; unsophisticated; immature
- Narcissistic – self-admiring; selfish; boastful; self-pitying
- Nasty – unpleasant; unkind; disagreeable; abusive
- Negative – unhappy, pessimistic
- Nonchalant – casually calm and relaxed; not displaying anxiety, interest, or enthusiasm
- Nostalgic – thinking about the past; wishing for something from the past
- Objective – without prejudice; without discrimination; fair; based on fact
- Obsequious – overly obedient and/or submissive; fawning; grovelling
- Oily – unpleasantly smooth and ingratiating
- Optimistic – hopeful; cheerful
- Outraged – angered and resentful; furious; extremely angered
- Outspoken – frank; candid; spoken without reserv
- Pathetic – expressing pity, sympathy, tenderness
- Patronizing – condescending; scornful; pompous
- Pensive – reflective; introspective; philosophical; contemplative
- Persuasive – convincing; eloquent; influential; plausible
- Pessimistic – seeing the negative side of things
- Philosophical – theoretical; analytical; rational; logical
- Piping – high-pitched.
- Playful – full of fun and good spirits; humorous; jesting
- Pragmatic – realistic; sensible
- Pretentious – affected; artificial; grandiose; rhetorical; flashy
- Quavering – shake or tremble in speaking, typically through nervousness or emotion
- Querulous – complaining in a petulant or whining manner
- Rasping – harsh-sounding and unpleasant; grating
- Reedy – high and thin in tone
- Refined – elegant; cultured
- Regretful – apologetic; remorseful
- Resentful – aggrieved; offended; displeased; bitter
- Resigned – accepting; unhappy
- Restrained – controlled; quiet; unemotional
- Reverent – showing deep respect and esteem
- Righteous – morally right and just; guiltless; pious; god-fearing
- Robust – strong and healthy; vigorous
- Saccharine –
excessively sweet or sentimental- Satirical – making fun to show a weakness; ridiculing; derisive
- Sarcastic – scornful; mocking; ridiculing
- Scathing – critical; stinging; unsparing; harsh
- Scornful – expressing contempt or derision; scathing; dismissive
- Scratchy –
rough; grating- Sensationalist – provocative; inaccurate; distasteful
- Sentimental – thinking about feelings, especially when remembering the past
- Shrill –
high-pitched and piercing
- Silvery –
gentle, clear, and melodious- Sincere – honest; truthful; earnest
- Skeptical – disbelieving; unconvinced; doubting
- Smarmy –
excessively or unctuously flattering; ingratiating; servile
- Smoky –
a raspy, coarse and tone of quality that is deeper than usual- Snide –
derogatory or mocking in an indirect way- Solemn – not funny; in earnest; serious
- Somber –
oppressively solemn or sober in mood; grave- Sonorous –
imposingly deep and full
- Sour – resentment, disappointment, or anger
- Steely – coldly determined; hard
- Strident –
loud and harsh; grating
- Stony –
not having or showing feeling or sympathy- Suave –
charming, confident, and elegant- Subjective – prejudiced; biased
- Submissive – compliant; passive; accommodating; obedient
- Sulking – bad-tempered; grumpy; resentful; sullen
- Surly –
bad-tempered and unfriendly
- Sympathetic – compassionate; understanding of how someone feels
- Thoughtful – reflective; serious; absorbed
- Throaty –
deep and rasping
- Tolerant – open-minded; charitable; patient; sympathetic; lenient
- Tragic – disastrous; calamitous
- Tremulous –
shaking or quivering slightly
- Unassuming – modest; self-effacing; restrained
- Unctuous –
excessive piousness or moralistic fervor, especially in an affected manner; excessively smooth, suave, or smug- Uneasy – worried; uncomfortable; edgy; nervous
- Urgent – insistent; saying something must be done soon
- Velvety – soft; smooth
- Vindictive – vengeful; spiteful; bitter; unforgiving
- Virtuous – lawful; righteous; moral; upstanding
- Whimsical – quaint; playful; mischievous; offbeat
- Witty – clever; quick-witted; entertaining
- Wonder – awe-struck; admiring; fascinating
- World-Weary – bored; cynical; tired
- Worried – anxious; stressed; fearful
- Wretched – miserable; despairing; sorrowful; distressed

