- Harry is Roxy’s uncle and Eggsy is Roxy’s fake boyfriend
- Harry is the Headmaster of the school Eggsy is trying to get his sister into
- Eggsy is a thief who breaks into Harry’s house without realizing Harry is sleeping upstairs
- Harry is an ER/A&E doctor and Eggsy keeps coming in with injuries from Dean
- Harry is a professor and Eggsy is his TA
- Harry thinks they’re on a date and Eggsy thinks it’s a casual job interview
- Harry uses his lighter grenade and brings a building down on himself. Eggsy is the firefighter that rescues him
- Harry and Eggsy are dating, but Eggsy doesn’t know about Kingsman
- Harry is an established superhero and Eggsy is the new guy still fighting muggers in alleys
- Eggsy likes to seduce and rob older, rich men, but he gets in over his head with Harry
Tag: hartwin
Hogwarts AU time.
Eggsy is obviously a Hufflepuff (seventh year) and he’s damn proud of it. He’s fiercely protective of the first and second years, giving anyone who gives them a hard time a swift verbal beatdown. He knows his way with a broom and, of course, is a Seeker. He also once illegally enchanted a car to fly and made The Sun headlines. He secretly enjoys Muggle books and likes to read with Roxy, his best friend. He also has a crush on his DADA professor, hanging around after class to act like a cocky shit. His patronus is a pug.
Harry is the DADA professor, also the Head of the Slytherin house. A smooth and polite gentleman, he is easily respected. Once an Auror, now he is a professor. Unlike other Aurors, he has extensive knowledge of Muggle combat and weapons and carries around a sleek black umbrella wand. He was also voted as “Best-Dressed Professor” by the Hogwarts school journal. He has a soft spot for Eggsy, the Hufflepuff who keeps hanging back after class and flirting with him (he has to constantly remind himself that Eggsy is still a student before he does something unwise). His patronus is a yorkshire terrier.
I literally just thought to myself “I should go see Hartwin tomorrow” instead of “I should go see Kingsman tomorrow” and almost choked on toothpaste
I know. I almost told my friend that my boyfriend’s taking me to see Hartwin later this week.
I panicked and had re-type the text. Your pain is real.
LOL. Unfortunately accurate.
i dont think we talk enough about the way eggsy said “yes harry” about the learning to mix a martini thing that was like my top 5 fav part honestly
The Death of a Gentleman
Harry Hart’s funeral is held on a Wednesday.
The entire day goes against everything Eggsy thought it would be. The sun is at the very top of the sky with the kind of brightness that cuts through the clouds with ease, and everyone continues on like normal. If this were a movie with an ideal world, the sky would open up and rain would pour down on everything under it, and Eggsy would finally be allowed to mourn. But this wasn’t a movie and in an ideal world Harry Hart wouldn’t be dead.
So this happened. It’s not complete and there will be Hartwin later if I continue but for now here, have some sadness °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
how to be a kingsman, a novel by eggsy gary unwin
1. nick someone’s car
2. get caught
3. call bae for help
A deleted scene where Eggsy is injected with a serum that makes him speak everything that’s on his mind and he literally cannot stop talking about how amazing Harry is while Harry watches on both horrified and utterly smitten.
If you’re looking for another rent-boy, they’re on the corner of Smith Street.
accidentally ships hartwin too much
(via kingsmanposts)
Harry didn’t die, instead he is in a coma in some Kentucky hospital’s ICU and will wake up with amnesia.
Merlin sent an agent to retrieve Harry’s body but Valentine’s signal causes him and the pilot to engage in combat; the private jet goes down.
Out of the 10 Kingsman agents: Arthur is dead, Merlin is currently running things, Galahad is ‘dead’, Lancelot is still a rookie, 3 others have died due to Valentine’s nefarious plan, and the other 3 (Percival included) are trying to keep the world going.
Eggsy is unofficially a Kingsman, very very very sad at the loss of Harry but having his Mum and little sister live with him away from Dean helps, a little. A very little really ‘cos they’re living in Harry’s old place and his Mum keeps trying to change things around or throw things away or buy new things, but he won’t let her, gets very upset and storms out to the Kingsman estate to shoot at things in the range.
After months of mourning and things still being messed up, Kentucky’s John Doe remembers a name: Gary Unwin.
Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over there sobbing.
Shadow In The Light 